Looking for quirky, sassy and downright hilarious gifts and cards for
friends and family? Look no further because Swank has you covered. We
are so excited to add the Craft Boner to our gift section!
Firstly, the name says it all. Founder Kiwi Schloffel, Stephens College alum, is the brains behind this fun brand saying that a good giggle can lift anyone's spirit. She keeps all of her designs so honest that they feature sayings that people think only pop into their head, when in reality they’re all part of the awkward and hilarious human experience. Every single thing she makes is hand lettered so it has the unique look as though every saying popped out of her brain right onto the paper.
Whether it’s posted on a greeting card, mug or button, this brands statements are absolutely on point. “Shit Could be Worse” “Let’s get wine drunk & talk about which celebrities we’d have sex with” and “Don’t be a dick” are just a few examples of these awesome cards and mugs people are going crazy over.
We’re not kidding when we say we are absolutely obsessed with this stuff. One of our shop girl favorites includes the “Classy as Fuck” Mason jar, because let’s be honest, who doesn’t want to drink out of something that says that? Know someone who’s a Harry Potter lover? (Who doesn’t like HP am I right?) “You’re my favorite muggle” is the perfect card for the diehard Pottermore. Know someone having a bad day/week? The “Shit could be worse” or “Time to get white girl drunk” cards are a guaranteed way to make someone smile. Or maybe you just want to let your best friend know after a breakup that they had a terrible significant other, “Your ex was the fucking worst” sums it up perfectly. Basically what we’re saying is that the brand is pretty awesome. Don’t be that person that gets a boring, generic card or gift. Make a statement with Craft Boner.
Firstly, the name says it all. Founder Kiwi Schloffel, Stephens College alum, is the brains behind this fun brand saying that a good giggle can lift anyone's spirit. She keeps all of her designs so honest that they feature sayings that people think only pop into their head, when in reality they’re all part of the awkward and hilarious human experience. Every single thing she makes is hand lettered so it has the unique look as though every saying popped out of her brain right onto the paper.
Whether it’s posted on a greeting card, mug or button, this brands statements are absolutely on point. “Shit Could be Worse” “Let’s get wine drunk & talk about which celebrities we’d have sex with” and “Don’t be a dick” are just a few examples of these awesome cards and mugs people are going crazy over.
We’re not kidding when we say we are absolutely obsessed with this stuff. One of our shop girl favorites includes the “Classy as Fuck” Mason jar, because let’s be honest, who doesn’t want to drink out of something that says that? Know someone who’s a Harry Potter lover? (Who doesn’t like HP am I right?) “You’re my favorite muggle” is the perfect card for the diehard Pottermore. Know someone having a bad day/week? The “Shit could be worse” or “Time to get white girl drunk” cards are a guaranteed way to make someone smile. Or maybe you just want to let your best friend know after a breakup that they had a terrible significant other, “Your ex was the fucking worst” sums it up perfectly. Basically what we’re saying is that the brand is pretty awesome. Don’t be that person that gets a boring, generic card or gift. Make a statement with Craft Boner.
- The Holidays are right around the corner! Be on the lookout for some awesome holiday cards coming to Swank soon. Or better yet, come in the store now and pick up the “No fucks given” glasses or mugs just because!
